Stripping in the Wilderness
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Stripping in the Wilderness.

Man, collared shirts for ladies are the worst. Either they’re see-through or they’ve got a stupid tuxedo breast for some reason or they’re made of ultra-delicate material that wrinkles like a demon or they kind of balloon out into a weird, peasant blouse-y thing or they’re too tight across the boobs or they cost a million dollars or all of those things.

In the Gap today, I discovered that a men’s small collared shirt fits my shoulders better AND has more room for my boobs than a women’s large. Also, they make me look like I’m the sensitive one in a boyband. Suck it, ladyshirts.