Stripping in the Wilderness
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Stripping in the Wilderness.
bestillmymovingframe:

Be Still, Lester Nygaard (Fargo, 2014) - Emma Ringelding

bestillmymovingframe:

Be Still, Lester Nygaard (Fargo, 2014) - Emma Ringelding

  #nygaard you fucking loser    #fargo    #lester nygaard  
  #accurate    #i pretty much cry my way to work every morning all LOOK AT ALL THE BEAUTIFUL THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD FUCK THIS STREET  
origami-guru:

best friends 4 life rocket and groot

origami-guru:

best friends 4 life rocket and groot

  #EEEEEEEEEEEE    #rocket    #groot    #guardians of the galaxy  

dangerous-toys:

I’ve seen a lot of commotion over the very real lack of MCU female super hero merchandising. However, in Gamora’s case she actually has a fair bit as far as toys go. Many of which were announced prior to the movie’s release. The best thing you can do is buy what’s available and ask your local retailers to carry it.

With Guardians of the Galaxy being very big right now, this is the best way to bring forth future consideration for MORE Gamora merchandise.

Since I’m doing a toy blog, I chose to focus on the toys and collectibles available and coming out. It’s important to note t-shirts, cups, mugs, lunch kits posters and Halloween costumes also exist.

I hope spreading awareness of what’s actually available will encourage people to seek out and support retailers that will bring in these items.

Support Gamora!

  #we must demonstrate need    #gamora    #guardians of the galaxy  
zeeewa:

feeling a bit grumpy today, but that’s okay; it’s alright to want to be alone for a while.

zeeewa:

feeling a bit grumpy today, but that’s okay; it’s alright to want to be alone for a while.

  #nick fury    #gneeee  

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

So I used to be a martial artist

thecolourfreedom:

textuallyaroused:

I started going to the dojo when I was in sixth grade. It was a very masculine environment; there weren’t a lot of other girls there but the male senseis who ran the place were great guys and they genuinely loved having female students because we were such a rarity.

Now back in sixth grade I was tinier even than what I am now, and now I’m only 5’2. Then I was probably even under 5’0. I mean I was a squirt of a kid. But I loved to fight; I loved to be in the ring, I loved the adrenaline rush and I loved having punches hurled at me. It was fun for me. Our dojo did full-contact sparring, which was pretty brutal. These were the only rules:

  • you must wear a mouth guard and gloves
  • no hits below the belt

That’s pretty much it.

Anyway every Thursday was Fight Night, where all we did was spar each other. And on my First Night Sensei Diven—who has since passed, bless his soul—paired me up with this really cocky and assholish brown belt to show me the ropes a little. This brown belt kid was bigger than me by a lot; he must have been at least six feet and twice my weight. But man was I excited to get into the ring! I had a fight boiling in my blood.

Now, Sensei Diven was not a stupid man and he hated high-ranking kids that showed a bad attitude. This kid had a bad attitude. So he must have seen the evil gleam in my eye from a mile away and decided it was time for a little improvisation.

Anyway, Sensei yelled, “Start!” and I leapt into fight stance and the other kid didn’t even put his hands up. He was laughing at me, sneering, the whole nine yards. “I’ll give you a free one.” he joked, and he slapped his side. “You barely weigh 100 pounds and you’re a girl. So go ahead, little girl. Hit me.”

And I hit him. I cocked my leg up as high as it would go and roundhouse kicked him right in the ribs with all of my might and all of the contempt I felt for his stupid cocky face which was covered in ugly-ass freckles and his nasty-ass braces. And I heard a crack. Like a real snap! sound. And the kid has a look of surprise on his face like it was nobody’s business, and then he goes right to the floor like a sack of potatoes.

Now, Sensei Diven leisurely strolls over from the group of black belts who are laughing their asses off at me, the tiny little white belt, sending my Goliath to the floor. I mean they’re laughing so hard they look like they’re about to pee themselves. They think it’s a game. And in his great booming voice he hollers:

“Brown Belt! Why are you on the floor? Do you not see this white belt has been assigned to fight you?”

And meanwhile he is just crying. I broke one of his ribs.

And Sensei Diven just squats down next to this poor kid and whispers, “Don’t you know that women are made of pain?”

I AM SCREAMING.

  #don't you know that women are made of pain?    #i am getting the words tattooed on my body  

une-chouette:

not-compatible:

you forgot this guy

Is this even real

  #nbd just being casually dreamy    #with my EAGLE  

ahsadler:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS

  #pictured: me at work    #CHROME YOU GUYS    #FIREFOX. IDK SOMETHING  

sexbangs:

a question: does anyone else get second hand embarrassment when watching con panels? like when fans start asking questions? do you ever get so embarrassed that you have to pause the video momentarily and just, chill for a minute? 

whitlockienterprisespresents:

notallthosewhowanderarelost—yet:

justanotheridijiton:

randomfandemonium:

Jim Beaver just made the Ice Bucket Challenge haters sit down and shutup
(Link From The Post)
Disclaimer: You will probably cry when you watch the video

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tl;dr: 

whitlockienterprisespresents:

notallthosewhowanderarelost—yet:

justanotheridijiton:

randomfandemonium:

Jim Beaver just made the Ice Bucket Challenge haters sit down and shutup

(Link From The Post)

Disclaimer: You will probably cry when you watch the video

[facebook]

tl;dr: 

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  #yes yes yes    #I am in fundraising and the people acting like the ice bucket challenge is doing nothing are pissing me right off    #I would kill a man for donations like that for my nonprofit    #are you shitting me  

very different characters having to work together (◡‿◡✿)

learning how to work well together and becoming best friends (◕‿◕✿)

realizing they can’t live without each other (⊙‿⊙✿)

yocalio:

I’ve dressed thousands of actors, actresses and animals, but whenever I am asked which star is my personal favorite, I answer, “Grace Kelly.” She is a charming lady, a most gifted actress and, to me, a valued friend. - Edith Head

  #grace kelly    #rear window    #edith head    #she is so BEAUTIFUL in this movie    #also in general  
  #frands    #guardians of the galaxy    #drax    #groot